Ouch!!

A little old lady is walking down the street,

dragging

two plastic

garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole

in

one of the bags, and once in a

while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.







Noticing this, a policeman stops her.

'Ma'am,

there are $20 bills falling

out of that bag...'







'Damn!' says the little old lady.

'I'd

better go back and see if I can

find some of them. Thanks for the warning!'







'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop.

'How

did you get all that money?

Did you steal it?'







'Oh, no’, says the little old lady. 'You

see,

my back yard backs up to

the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time

there's a game, a lot of

fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower

beds!' So, I go and

stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and

each

time someone

sticks his thingy through the bushes, I yell:

'$20 or

off it comes!'







'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop.

'Good

luck!' By the way, what’s

in the other bag?'


'Well', says the little old lady, 'not all of

them pay’