Alphabetical Sentences

I don't even know what a platypus is

Lost One wrote:

I don't even know what a platypus is

It is an animal:

Usually, the platypus play with toys, but these prefer jelly beans and candy canes.

Next Word: jellyfish

Vinnie is such a goof, he ate jelly fish instead of jelly beans and actually asked Michelle to join him.

Next word - spinach

While usually not a picky eater, Michelle avoided the jelly fish and went for spinach instead.

Next Word: xanthippe

Xanthippe means blonde horse, one who eats jelly beans and drinks moonshine but doesn't toot her own horn.

Next word (for Princess) yucky

Yevette wanted to why no one gave her jelly beans and moonshine instead of yucky spinach

next word: crossroads

Ziggy was at a crossroads in his love life until he met a truly zaftig girl.

Next Word: agnail

All I asked for is someone to help me remove my agnail and I ended up in the ER, surrounded by beautiful nurses.

Next word - blushing

You should be

Before you ask why brides are blushing, you ought to take a look at their agnails!

Next Word: Crabapple

Can you please make me a crabapple pie like my mom does?

Next word: dingo (I learned that today)

Dingo da bell when Momma's crabapple pie's ready foh me to eat!

Next Word: Elephant

Eerily papa moved through the elephant dung in order to get mama's homemade crabapple pie.

Next work - dung

ewewewewew!

Finally reaching the crabapple pie through the elephant dung, Papa took a big bite and found some extra green stuff on his fork.

Next Word: Fumes

Green stuff on fork let off some nasty noxious fumes

Next word - baked beans

Having inhaled the nasty noxious fumes from the green stuff left on the fork from the crabapple pie that Papa ate after moving through the elephant dung, Papa decided he would stick with baked beans from now on.

Next Word: Tooting

I can't believe that elephant dung can bring out all the tooting in papa, or maybe it was mama's crabapple pie

next word: acapella

Joining the acapella choir wasn't Papa's idea of fun, especially when he was still having so many issues from the elephant dung and crabapple pie.

Next Word: Coordinated

Kylie coordinated the accapella choir so Papa could spend more time with his crabapple pie, and hmmm with his dung.

Next word - thunderstorm

Lightening was crashing from the thunderstorm during the acapella choir rehearsal, so Kylie decided to take the group to Papa's and discovered him eating crabapple pie and completely covered in dung.

Next Word: Lipstick