Heather
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 | Subject: Let's Talk  31st May 2008, 03:48 | |
| A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"  | |
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Kylie
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| | Subject: Re: Let's Talk 1st June 2008, 14:07 | |
| OMG that is too funny Heather | |
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Brianna
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| | Subject: Re: Let's Talk 2nd June 2008, 06:41 | |
| I can't wait for Lost One's reply | |
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Doc Mike
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| | Subject: Re: Let's Talk 2nd June 2008, 11:19 | |
| - Brianna wrote:
- I can't wait for Lost One's reply
Me too :lol: | |
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