Subject: All Drugs Have 2 Names
*In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the** **trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.** **Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.*
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**The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of*
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**government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the
generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.*
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**Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives
new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of:*
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**'MOUNT & DO'.*
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**Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.*
25th January 2009, 16:26
