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Lost One

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PostSubject: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic   The Cardiologist and the Mechanic Icon_minitime12th September 2008, 07:04

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. . . .

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. As he waited, the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. Look at what I'm doing here. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in. And when I'm finished, it works just like new.

"So, Doc . . .how come I make only $39,600 a year. . .and you get the really big bucks. . .say $1,695,759 or so?? How come you make so much more when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled a minute and then leaned over. . .whispering into the mechanic's ear . . . .



"Try doing it with the engine running."
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PostSubject: Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic   The Cardiologist and the Mechanic Icon_minitime12th September 2008, 07:32

Good one Lost One thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic   The Cardiologist and the Mechanic Icon_minitime13th September 2008, 12:51

hysterical Excellent point!
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PostSubject: Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic   The Cardiologist and the Mechanic Icon_minitime13th September 2008, 14:52

Well did you all get it? head spin
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PostSubject: Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic   The Cardiologist and the Mechanic Icon_minitime16th September 2008, 16:10

hysterical That was a good one....thanks for sharing Lost One!!
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