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Doc Mike

Doc Mike


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PostSubject: Downsizing   Downsizing Icon_minitime29th July 2008, 06:15

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money
do you make a week?'
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a
week. Why?'
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'
From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
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Lost One

Lost One


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PostSubject: Re: Downsizing   Downsizing Icon_minitime29th July 2008, 12:26

dunno
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PostSubject: Re: Downsizing   Downsizing Icon_minitime29th July 2008, 17:57

Lost One the guy gave the kid $1600 and he didn't even work there faint
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terry

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PostSubject: Re: Downsizing   Downsizing Icon_minitime30th July 2008, 07:47

head spin Why was I never that lucky when I delivered pizza?? belly laugh
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Kira

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PostSubject: Re: Downsizing   Downsizing Icon_minitime30th July 2008, 14:26

I think I'm in the wrong profession sob
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