Potty Mouth

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"


And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No..I'm a little busy right now !!!!


Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions