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Lost One

Lost One

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PostSubject: New Pet   New Pet Icon_minitime5th May 2009, 19:51

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church
with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"


This time, a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"
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AlwaysHopeful

AlwaysHopeful

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PostSubject: Re: New Pet   New Pet Icon_minitime6th May 2009, 01:08

thumbs up hysterical belly laugh
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Doc Mike

Doc Mike

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PostSubject: Re: New Pet   New Pet Icon_minitime6th May 2009, 19:26

Had me stumped, I had to read it twice big grin
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AlwaysHopeful

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PostSubject: Re: New Pet   New Pet Icon_minitime9th May 2009, 11:56

Doc Mike wrote:
Had me stumped, I had to read it twice big grin

hysterical hysterical hysterical
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