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PostSubject: Perks of Getting Older   17th February 2009, 07:03

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh......it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50, 60, or even more.

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember right now!


Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. big grin
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 09:33

I don't want to get old sob
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 12:22

Speak for yourself on the sex Mike big grin
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 16:21

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. big grin
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 18:53

Michelle, I believe that falls under information violation hysterical
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 19:04

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09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

Let me think about this one tongue I don't wear glasses so.............. big grin
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 21:56

No glasses here either thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   18th February 2009, 22:15

Doc Mike wrote:
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09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

Let me think about this one tongue I don't wear glasses so.............. big grin

Ahem...and Terri thinks MINE was bad??? hysterical
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   19th February 2009, 16:30

what a drag it is getting old
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   19th February 2009, 16:48

mustang302 wrote:
what a drag it is getting old
Who's old??? I'm only 16 {She says for the 34th year}
shy
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   20th February 2009, 14:25

Well, if I take my glasses of, I only look 25 to me hysterical
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   20th February 2009, 23:16

terry wrote:
Well, if I take my glasses of, I only look 25 to me hysterical

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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   21st February 2009, 18:11

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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   21st February 2009, 19:50

oh...my goodness...that made me cry...how pretty! sob Thank you....sob...sob...
I put in on my profile videos on my facebook......sobbing still...oh..the memories.....


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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   21st February 2009, 19:55

I never heard of that one dunno
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   21st February 2009, 20:56

Why thank you Mike, that was so nice cry and sweet, ah the days sniff, thanks
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   22nd February 2009, 13:49

AlwaysHopeful wrote:
mustang302 wrote:
what a drag it is getting old
Who's old??? I'm only 16 {She says for the 34th year}
shy

Don't we all wish we were still 16. No money problems, just peer pressure. sob
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   22nd February 2009, 14:39

I don't think I want to be 16 again. School was so hard and people made fun of me because I was shy redface
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PostSubject: Re: Perks of Getting Older   22nd February 2009, 15:55

To be 16 again...but to know everything we know now..like how awesome we all are!!! cheer
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