Harold & Mildred :
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into
the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred
and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'She asks, 'What?' 'Sex!!'
he repliesMildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I
held agun to your head!''I know,' Harold says, 'but it would be nice if a
woman could just holdit for a while.'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred,
who unzips his trousers, removes hismanhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretlyeach night in the garden where they
would sit and talk and Mildred wouldhold Harold's manhood.The n one night
Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.Alarmed, Mildred
decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.She walked around the
Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel,
another female resident, who was holding Harold'smanhood!Furious, Mildred
yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have that I don't
have?'Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.
27th December 2008, 14:24
