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PostSubject: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 06:37

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drive and
drink?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 day a year, why are there locks on the
door?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stic to the pan?

If you're traveling the speed of light in your car, what happens when you
turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else."?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on the driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 07:01

I think about these things every day head spin
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 07:16

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on the driveways?

And I wonder and wonder roll eyes
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heheeh
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 13:25

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Reminds me of my boys big grin
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 14:56

hehehehheheheeh
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime22nd September 2008, 15:49

Hmmmmmmmmmmm dunno
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm   Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmm Icon_minitime23rd September 2008, 11:22

"Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?"

faint

Hehehehe
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